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me
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lothor:

The dogs like “Im sick of all this shit” then the cat jumps in “HEY BUDDY I LOVE YOU”
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cc-studios:

Finding Taylor Swift lacking in dirty, dirty sex jokes? Think Doctor Who needs a little shot of smut? Remix your favorite Amy quote with your favorite pop culture icon, tag it “Amy Schumer,” and we’ll repost our favorites on the Comedy Central Tumblr and Facebook. 
Here’s a handful of Amy quotes to get you started:
“I’m a little sluttier than the average bear”
“You feel like such a dirty whore buying plan b. It is so embarrassing because it’s over the counter but you have to ask you pharmacist, and they know what you want but they make you ask. They’re lookin’ at me, I’m like, you see where my eyeliner is just give it to me.”
“No one’s ever cum on my face. That surprises a lot of people. Never caught one up top as they say in the biz.”
Amy’s new show, Inside Amy Schumer, airs Tuesdays 10:30/9:30c on Comedy Central, but you can go behind the scenes of the show right now on Behind Amy Schumer.
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It's munday, frickersss
☝ - How tall are you?
✔ - Sexual Orientation
♨ - Do you Smoke?
☟ - Do you Drink?
♒ - Do you Take Drugs?
✖ - Age you get mistaken for
☆ - Have Tattoos?
★ - Want any tattoos?
☯ - Got any Piercings?
✌ - Want any piercings?
♧ - Best friend?
♥ - Relationship status
♔ - Top 5 favorite bands?
♬ - Top 5 favorite songs?
☹ - Biggest pet peeve?
✍ - Story from your childhood.
☄ - I wish…
® - Favorite foods?
☀ - Story about your day.
♕ - Top 5 celebrity crushes?
♔ - Top 5 favorite movies?
☮ - Top 5 favorite TV shows?
✏ - Random fact about yourself.
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bernardoworld:

DRUGS >
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pharmaceuticallyblonde:

#1 reason why I’m in love with Colton Haynes. I knew it wasn’t just about the eyebrows and the jaw. :)